After waking from a nap that lasted 50 years caused by his dead ex-girlfriend when she sealed him to a tree, he fought many times against the wickedest hybrid ever created. He frustrated his plans to steal a jewel that could have given him infinite powers with a simple wish. He saved the world during the feudal era of Japan and managed to get the girl. All this being half a man and half a beast, rejected by the society of his time.
Carrying a sword in his belt and wearing his usual red haori, Inuyasha comes into the WcDonald’s with a green cap and scowl, while ordering a nonexistent bowl of ramen amid a burger restaurant.
Come on, I do not have all day. Let’s finish this quickly.
Uh, yeah. First of all thanks for giving us a few minutes of your valuable time for this interview. -Inuyasha growls indifferently- So, tell me a little about yourself… Where do you come from?
Uh … No. I was referring to the place you were born.
Ah! My mother’s hut.
Very well, let’s leave geography for another time. Who was your father?
It was the strongest dog demon of all time.
I see you’re very chatty… You say your father was a dog demon. That makes you half dog, where is your tail?
My tail? I have no tail.
But, your brother has one…
Half-brother. That man also has an ego and a superiority complex larger than that of a god, and that doesn’t I have them also. Besides, what does a tail with the interview?
That with the amount of information you give me, you might be answering me in monosyllables.
OK… -He snaps angrily- I’ll answer with more detail if you promise to leave me alone soon.
Deal. So tell me, how did you start your journey?
500 years ago a damned man deceived Kikyo, the guardian of the Shikon no Tama, and I. As a result, I ended up sealed on a tree and Kikyo dead. 50 years later, Kagome woke me from my sleep and I mistook her for Kikyo because she is her reincarnation and also had the pearl with her. Anyway I wanted the Pearl and she accidentally broke it. So she got me in this mess. Are you happy now?
Very much, yes. So it all starts with the relationship that you shared with Kikyo. Could you tell me a little about it?
Do not abuse of my patience… -Growls.
Okay. Then explain to me how it broke?
If a demon eats the pearl, it becomes a brainless monster that can not be destroyed. In this case it was swallowed by a bird and as this woman is a terrible archer, she couldn’t think of a better idea that to tie a leg that I had ripped off the animal to one of her arrows and shoot while it regenerated. Obviously, it was a perfect shot, but the price was three years of tortuous travel to find and collect all the fragments of the pearl.
Explain to me what is pearl.
It’s a magical pearl that can grant any wish to a person or give incredible powers. It was created by a priestess named Midoriko.
But we do not have to worry about the existence of this pearl anymore, right?
You’re right. Kagome and I take care of it.
Talk to me about your companions, how are they?
My companions? Oh, you mean my pack. Kagome is my best friend and mate… Today Miroku and Sango are married and have three children. We all took care of Shippou and educated him. He now leaves occasionally to do fox things…
With mate you mean wife?
What are you talking about? -He blushes.
I figure that’s a yes, then.
Hey! I did not say that! That’s distortion.
Let’s just say I don’t care. Do you think things have changed between your era and this one?
Of course, I lived in a forest and to reach any village you had to walk for days. Demons are a lot less common now, and magic does not exist. Although there have been people able to use it.
And I suppose Kagome, your girlfriend, is able to use it…
See? She is your girlfriend.
You ungrateful brat! How dare you?! –glares at me.
Then I guess your ex-girlfriend is Kikyo.
Think what you want.
Very well, let’s change the topic. How long did it take to gather the fragments of the pearl?
What happened after you got them all?
We destroyed the Pearl and Kagome got back to her time for three years, finished school and then returned. Since then, we’re always together.
Really? Together, together?
‘This interview is over.
Hey, no … Wait! I was just kidding.
You got what you wanted, now stop harassing Kagome’s mother so she’ll tell you when I come, please. The woman is terrified … Which reminds me why I came here in first place. –He unsheathes Tessaiga- Get away from my pack!
Wait! What are you doing?!
What I should have done when I arrived!
Kagome: SIT BOY! -Inuyasha crashes to the floor.
Inuyasha: Damn! Kagome! What the hell is wrong with you ?!
Kagome: You better go before it recovers.
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